Three Simple Steps

Step One: swallow five (5) to eight (8) acetominophen with half a shot of vodka, repeating every ten (10) minutes for one (1) hour.

Step Two: remove two (2) brand new razorblades from their package. (the cheap kind in the nifty little dispenser will do).

Step Three: go down the road, not across the street, to bleed all your problems away!